Sex With Midgets and/or Dwarfs

I'm one sick Muppet.  But I gotta be honest I think I wanna have sex with a midget and/or a dwarf.  First of all they are small and therefore certain things can happen that couldn't with a normie. 


Its kind of like screwing an underage person but legally.  I mean they have small hands, and small bodies so that fantasy is definitely possible.


I'd definitely take the two of these whores for a spin.


This porn got me to thinking about this very serious subject.  And now I want to fuck a midget and/or dwarf.

This is almost like a midget Octomom.  I would definitely fuck Bridget the Midget.  She can spin and jump and do flips.  She would also only be able to get the tip of Dr. Teeth's penis into her mouth.  Why is that good?  I am not sure I know.

Another midget and/or dward I'd have sex with is of course...


Gary Coleman.

But of course he's dead, which sucks.


I actually dated this indian midget but she dumped me for being too "small". That rotten bitch!!!