THE PURGE starring Ethan Hawke (NO SPOILERS WITHIN)

Just got done watching THE PURGE where murder is legal for 12 hours, once a year.  It appears as if that date is March 22nd.

Crime is way down and poverty is at an all time low and the economy is booming....why? We also get to kill illegal immigrants, etc... (NONE OF THIS IS COVERED IN THE FILM)

Because once a year we get to legally kill homeless people and down on their luck people, therefore the welfare system and other programs aren't taxed to death. (NOT COVERED IN THE FILM).

Here is a few fatal flaws in this movies ideology....

1. Like people are in control enough to keep their murderous rampage in check for 364 days a year.  The gift with the Purge is that murder is legal, therefore you can't be charged.  Well let me tell you there are plenty of unsolved murders every day, therefore many people get away with it anyway.

2.  If you know someone wants to kill you and they don't succeed, how does that bode for your relationship with them the other 364 days of the year?  If you wish to kill your boss and he finds out doesn't he just fire your ass?

3.  If you wanna kill your spouse and don't succeed won't they just divorce you the next day?

4.  Is rape legal? Is looting legal?  If there are no Police or Fireman, etc., to stop you then what's to stop you?  Does that mean theft and rape are legal once a year also?

5.  Are we expected to believe that gang members and serial killers and abusive spouses are able to "keep it in their pants" for 364 days?  I DON'T THINK SO....

6.  There are so many crimes that don't involve murder, actually most don't, therefore how can crime be down?

There are so many flaws in this otherwise entertaining movie.  If you accept the premise as the provocation for the rest of the film but don' think about it, then THE PURGE is scary, tense, fun.

But can we really overlook the logic the film is based on?

FRIDAY FUN GIRLS and MORE....

What is more fun that sexy girls drinking beer.....and kissing...


Or how about HOTTIES playing volleyball...



Believe me she is playing volleyball....

Or how about Sexy Girls smoking weed..



And finally a fat chick eating lunch....

Powerball Cut In Line

So an 84 woman who probably has just months to live won $590 million in the Powerball after a much younger person let her cut in line.  Had she not been so nice she'd be sitting on $590 mil right now.  So much for being nice.

And will this 84 year old woman even give this chick a few million? Doubt it.

Doctor Teeth has said this over and over....

OLD PEOPLE ARE WORTHLESS.

They drive 22 mph in a 50.
They turn in the middle of the street.
They still write checks.
They modify all their food until its just a blog of nothing on a plate.
They smell.
They are full of age spots.
They only give you $5 on your birthday.
They tip 7%.
They aren't hot.

And they fucking steal $590 mil from those of us who are sure to live a bit longer than they.

It's time to take our country back from the Senior Citizen Brigade that seeks to keep us down.

A "thank you" isn't worth $590 mil
A nice gesture isn't worth $590 mil

Nothing is worth $590 mil besides $590 million.


You don't wanna know what I'd do to get that money in my pocket.

Fuck you old people!!!!

At least until I too am old then its FUCK YOU YOUNG PEOPLE!!!

From Beiber to Stern

Its been a crazy week. 

Well not really, because I am not a celebrity but I had a "wet dream" the other night so here goes...

I had this dream that Bieber, Lohan, Bynes, Octomom, Tan Mom, Farrah Abraham, Kim K, and assorted other annoying celebritards were all in the same airplane that was hijacked by 19 Saudi Arabian terrorists and the plane was flown into the side of Mount Rushmore.

The plane survived.
The hijacking jihadists survived.
The Mount survived, but....

The Celebritards all died from massive stupidity and lack of purpose.

The Feds couldn't identify the bodies because they didn't give a FUCK!!!


In other Blogitaboutit News,

Is it me or does Justin Bieber look like Brandon Tina (Hilary Swank) in Boys Don't Cry?




And finally, What the fuck happened to HOWARD STERN?!!!!  Co-Hosting America's Got Talent has shown that Howards relentless battle to be loved and accepted still hasn't ended.

He has $400 million and a hot fucking wife.  Three healthy kids and is probably the most recognizable and successful broadcasters in radio history, but NO...........

He's got to be one of four losers on a loser TV show where America DOESN'T HAVE SHIT FOR TALENT!!!
Fuck you Howard Stern you turd!!!!!


Take Care Folks-

I'm outta here.....

James Gandolfini What The Fuck

James Gandolfini was this amazing actor who portrayed the most amazing character on HBO's The Soprano's from start to its awful finish.  Even during that last season, while the show sucked, Gandolfini's acting did not.

But since that show went off the air 6 years ago, Gandolfini's acting choices have become questionable.

He has mainly done bit parts in movies that either haven't done very well, or have done well no thanks to his involvement.  He was in the remake of Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 as the mayor, but the movie sucked.  He was in Zero Dark 30, but his role did nothing to assist the film.

In many ways his most successful role since the Soprano's was as Carol in the amazing and underrated Where the Wild Things Are. Although its his voice that appears not his face.

But for the most part James has been appearing in small movies that no one really sees.
.

In The Loop, Down the Shore, Welcome to the Reilly's, Not Fade Away....

Sure he popped up in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, a movie I enjoyed, but again he was relegated to guest star status.

When is Gandolfini going to go back to helming something big and something great? 

On a side note: His return to mafia territory in the vastly underrated Killing Them Softly seemed as aimless and wasted as his character in the film.  But I bet James purposely picked out a mafia-type that was so anti-Tony in his presence. 

I hate to admit it, but I'd like to see him do what DeNiro did and poke fun at his mafia status like Analyze This.

I know he doesn't need to money and maybe he finds these smaller roles more challenging, but they are not adding up to much from the viewer perspective.  Especially if the viewer doesn't see the film.

Come back to the light James.  We're waiting for you....

Furry Women or Silky Smooth

I wanna be honest.  I wanna be real.

Women who look like they are sitting on top of a shaggy dog turn me off.  We are not cave people anymore.  There are razors and all sorts of shaving creams.  You need to shave your shit.  Do you really like having your crotch and ass full of hair?  Do you wonder why the guy doesn't enjoy going down on you?

Shave that shit up a bit. You don't have to go Mr. Clean bald, but I bought you a razor so use it. I didn't buy it for your face.  I bought it for your lady parts.

And if you haven't shaved and wanna get into some strange foreplay, I'll shave you while you watch Real Housewives of I Don't Give A Fuck.....



This is a photo of my ex girlfriend Jeannine.  She refused to shave.  I refused to date her.



This is what happens when a blind girl tries to shave while driving in traffic. 

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